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Thursday, 3 January 2013
Salad....My New Best Friend
Yeah! I ate a salad. It was heaven. Lettuce/rocket, tomatoes, onions, well, you know the rest. I actually drank a glass of water too. My husband has a weakness for junk food. So I ate one dry old onion bhaji for his sake. I discovered something wonderful. The salad was delicious to my taste buds, where as the onion bhaji tasted like wallpaper paste with sand mixed in. If one wants to cure themselves of a favorite junk food, purchase it, let it get stale or moldy. Then with a lovely salad dinner, eat it. It will taste so foul compared to your healthy meal, you will be cured of craving it. There now, I have solved every fat persons dilemma of hating healthy food and longing for big fat juicy greasy hamburgers or a curry with chips! I am a genius. Ha!
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You are! :D
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